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Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

...use an Almsivi Intervention Scroll instead.

In case of cliff racers...

Ding! (Grats!)
Posts: 34
Joined: 21 Aug 2009

Ren3004:
... use a better pun.
Seriously, what did you mean?

In case of not getting a pun...

it's a play on words... maybe you would have got it if i had said "in (a) case of whiskey"

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... build cliff roads.

In case of being shot...

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 862
Joined: 18 Sep 2009

...don't walk to the light

In case of swinging decapitating pendulums...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... don't hit your own head.

In case of arrhythmia...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4051
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

Attempt to overcome laziness and google what it is.

In case of total system failure...

I'm too Awesome for my pants

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5043
Joined: 26 May 2009

...call tech support.

In case of Sith Lords...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Master Looter
Posts: 2468
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Don't join them, use the force

In case of the force not existing

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...use the forks.

In case of the forks being dirty...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

...clean them.

In case of the washing machine being broken...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5043
Joined: 26 May 2009

...use the sink.

In case of the sink being broken...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...call the plumbers.

In case of every plumber in the county being murdered...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... call one from Italy.

In case of already living in Italy...

Master Looter
Posts: 2468
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Call every other country in Europe and get a plumber

In case of none of them understanding you

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... fix the sink yourself.

In case of the sink exploding...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Call the fire-plumber

In case of the call to duty...

Killed 10 Boars
Posts: 13
Joined: 23 Oct 2009

... get some coffee

incase of coffee runnin out

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... inject caffeine directly into your bloodstream.

In case of ODing on caffeine...

Master Looter
Posts: 2468
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Inject more you pussy

In case of a really stupid idea

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... die a really stupid death.

In case of humiliation...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Kill those responsible

In case of being charged with multiple murder...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... kill the judge.

In case of the Universe imploding...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

smile as your plan concludes

in case of being foiled by some meddling kids

Power Leveler
Posts: 4051
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

ERROR. IMPOSSIBLE SCENARIO. UNABLE TO ANSWER.

In case of partial system failure...

I'm too Awesome for my pants

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Fall back on --unable to compute-- cliches till you can reboot your weapons systems and SMITE SOMEONE!

In case of forgetting to put a scenario

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... post something.

In case of being smited...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Be elsewhere

In case of inhumanly fast dodging skills

Adventurer
Posts: 305
Joined: 13 Jun 2009

Check for bite marks

In case of vamparism

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... drink blood.

In case of overkill...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Make sure you oversurvive

In case of inconveniently healthy opponents

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... use debuffs.

In case of real life...

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Continue as usual, and hope no one notices

In case of gravity noticing that you're double jumping

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... feel the punishment.

In case of reality noticing you're dual-wielding shotguns...

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 862
Joined: 18 Sep 2009

DO NOT FIRE

In case of ear bleeding from ecsessive music at high volume...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4051
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

Turn it down a little fool!

In case of mercy...

I'm too Awesome for my pants

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